I scoured the pantry and came up with some seasoned black beans. I thought "hummus is basically seasoned garbanzo beans blended up. What if I did the same with black beans?" So I did it. I made myself some black bean spread. I blended up a can of Fred Meyer seasoned black beans, drained first, in my blender for 1 minute. I tasted it and it was ok.
I smeared a knife-full of cream cheese on my plain tortilla, swirled a heaping tablespoon-full of black bean spread over the top and then sprinkled a generous row of shredded cabbage along one side. I rolled the whole thing up and cut it into 4 pieces. Now for the human trial.
"Kids, come here!"
They all came running from the four corners of the house and after some minor prodding taste tested my invention. After tentatively placing the roll in their mouth and cautiously taking their first bites their eyes lit up.
"That's good!" they said. I agree, it was very good! Next time I think I'll add some cilatro and a squeeze of lime juice for some extra kick.