O Camera, Camera! wherefore art thou Camera?
Deny thy captor and come forth from thy hiding place.
Or, if though wilt not . . . .
I will soon replace you!
I have alluded a time or two to my missing camera. I haven't seen hide nor hair--oh, I mean lens nor frame--of that thing since downloading the pictures from the big birthday bash. This is very frustrating, the second time I've lost my camera in a year. You may recall my loss from Camera APB issued last December, it was found within a few weeks.
It has been more than a few weeks now since I lost the camera this time. It has been 7 weeks! I have gone through all my little (and big) junk hiding spots. I have grilled the children and the hubby. I have thrown out more than a few nasty and rambling accusations. I WANT MY CAMERA! I swear if that thing doesn't show up in the next week I'm replacing it.
DID YOU HEAR THAT CAMERA? WHEREVER YOU ARE! IF YOU'RE NOT IN MY HANDS BY NEXT WEDNESDAY MORNING I'M GONNA GET ME A NEW CAMERA TO LOVE (and use and abuse and lose)